June 26th, 5:33pm 0 comments

Berlin

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Arrived in Berlin this morning. Cy and I rented a converted bomb shelter for our stay off airbnb.com. The site is pretty fucking awesome, because it lets you do things like rent a bomb shelter in the middle of Berlin for cheap with minimal effort. Anyway, I digress from my (unpaid) shilling.

Living in a bomb shelter presents an intriguing set of pros and cons.

On the pro side:
  • Safety from RAF bombing raids, snipers, trebuchets, Greek fire, Greek sovereign debt, etc.
  • Being able to make reference to "the bunker" in a grotesque German accent, i.e. "git to ze bunka", and mean it. Way nicer ring to it than "let's go home".
As for negatives:
  • Really, really shitty cell phone reception.
  • The high door thresholds will present problems for drunk Rustam.
When all is said and done, these are tradeoffs I'm willing to make. More from Berlin soon – maybe I'll post a lame panorama of a wall or something.
Posted from Berlin, Germany
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June 20th, 2:18pm 0 comments

Bank robber planned crime and punishment

James Richard Verone woke up June 9 with a sense of anticipation.

He took a shower.

Ironed his shirt.

Hailed a cab.

Then robbed a bank.

He wasn’t especially nervous. If anything, Verone said he was excited to finally execute his plan to gain access to free medical care.

Crazy story that touches on much of what is wrong with American society and civil services. A related quote from Jimmy Carter's recent op-ed on the war on drugs: "Former California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger pointed out that, in 1980, 10 percent of his state’s budget went to higher education and 3 percent to prisons; in 2010, almost 11 percent went to prisons and only 7.5 percent to higher education."

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June 11th, 3:57pm 0 comments

Eating In and Around Seattle

To eat in and around Seattle, which I did recently and recommend heartily, isn’t merely to eat well. It is to experience something that even many larger, more gastronomically celebrated cities and regions can’t offer, not to this degree: a profound and exhilarating sense of place.

To quote Bart Scott, "can't wait".

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June 1st, 9:27pm 0 comments

The Myth That Vegetables Are Good For You

Vegetable proponents are willing to go to great lengths to "prove" that their disgusting foodstuffs are indispensible. Now that the vitamins and minerals traditionally found only in vegetables can be eaten in convenient vegetable-free pill form, they've had to look long and hard for even the slightest hint that something else may be lurking in vegetables that makes them healthy.

The biggest "win" for these desperate, hard-pressed sleuths is vegetable fiber.

The dude really does not like to eat his vegetables. Entertaining.

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